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quinsecticide:

pavender:

scienceisbeauty:

This is a classic `nude calendar´ when you extract everything which transparent to X-Rays, i.e. all the flesh, and therefore any remaining sensuality.

Via The Mary Sue: “This Exists: X-Ray Pin-up Calendar

Whoa, this is actually a REALLY GREAT ARTISTIC REFERENCE WOW

I want to draw pin-up skeleton.

jakeenglish:

theskiesabovelife:

jakeenglish:

IF WE LOSE POWER I’M QUITTING

JUST GIVE ME 20 FUCKIN MINUTES FOR MY CHICKEN NUGGETS TO COOK PLEASE

please

(vegan) I hope your power runs out 

thats fuckin nice and all but the chicken is already in the nuggets. the power going out doesn’t save a chicken. it’s a nugget already. sorry

goddamnitriot:

starchild-san:

goddamnitriot:

when you have a decent face

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but when you laugh your eyes light up and you lOOK LIKE A FUCKING DRIED UP PRUNE

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i feel like i need a plate of salad for this 

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here have a crappily edited salad

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IM SO HAPP

drinkmasturbatecry:

razzledazzy:

netforce0:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

sensorydeprivationprincess:

turboslime:

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.

Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.

There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.

But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?

High five, America!

oh my god

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine

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im crying

OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING

"bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"

10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.

asktheredreaper:

satouhachimitsuaisutea:

and-then-theres-haley:

kawaiidisneygirl:

unironicgoth:

HE TALKED TO ME

I THOUGHT DEER DIDN’T MAKE SOUND OH MY GOSH THIS IS ADORABLE

"YOU ARE SO CUTE"
"NEH!"

CAUSE OF DEATH: CUTENESS

NEH

patriciaboyd:

in 2008 i used to be in love w shia labeouf and i made a myspace pretending to be him and i had over 10,000 friends and i got over 1000 messages a day & ppl actually believed i was shia labeouf and i actually got verified as him for some reason so i was the official shia labeouf myspace but i was in fact a 12 yr old canadian kid 

basebasebasebasebaseknowledge:

"Project Freelancer is a state of the art scientific endeavour, with one goal in mind: to ensure the security of humanity in a harsh and violent galaxy."

So this is my favorite piece ever… of all time. It took me over 22 hours, but was worth every second! Click the image for a sliding full-view!!!

mangocianamarch:

creepyold-kit-hands:

#no kitten food goes in the bowl #then food goes in you #you seem to have confused a step

#if i fits i sits